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Sunday, October 9th, 2005
12:40 am - I completely forgot that this existed.
I wish I had actually used this when I was 18 so I can recollect on my old naive self and then comment about it, only then to reply two years later to how embarrassing reading my current thoughts are to my 22 year old self.

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Saturday, December 13th, 2003
9:59 pm - I'm going deep down into hell...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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Tuesday, August 26th, 2003
11:41 pm - Something I wrote out of boredom...it sucks
Santa Clause Indicted on Slavery Charges

North Pole, Arctic Circle - Popular childrens fantasy icon Santa Clause has been indicted on 372 counts of Slavery charges, the first such steps to close down his longstanding Elf Child Workshops. Kris Kringle appeared at recently in the World Court defending himself from the allegations. "I'm shocked and appalled. After all I've done for the world this is how they repay me" the ever-so-jolly man stated.

An investigation into Santa's Workshops started early in 2001, but was delayed by the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. Rahim M. Shabazz led the investigation after reports of 168 hour work weeks with only one vacation day. "When I saw these workshops first hand, I was devastated. Mr. Kringle had these poor, little elves working in a hot environment, even in the dead of winter in the Arctic Ocean, non-stop for everyday except Christmas where he would have all the elves over for dinner where reports of Child Molestation were reported." When shown a crudely made Toy Soldier, an anonymous 8 year old elf child pointed to the genitalia area of the doll.

If convicted of all the charges, Santa could spend the next 3153 years in prison. "I don't care if I have to buy all my childs toys this year, just to get this sick, deranged, pervert off the streets will be sufficient enough" one outraged father was quoted as saying.

Mr. Clause can not be reached for comment. She is sequestered at a Federal Penitentory for charges of a large scale Prostitution and Child Pornography ring.

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